I’ve wanted to write in this thing since I got here, but I just haven’t found the time. Luckily, it’s been shitty weather this weekend. So, yes, I am in
Looking back on it the plane ride, it wasn’t that bad. I slept a good portion of it. Before we departed they said that there was a chance that the entertainment software might not be working. Luckily though, they fixed it so that it worked for the most part. Usually Qantas has an On-Demand service where you can watch a variety of TV shows and movies. But when I was on the plane it only worked half-assed. They played movies, cycling on repeat, on different channels. I watched Iron Man in various pieces, Harold and Kumar go to
Thankfully I didn’t have to do a stopover in
Flying over
Anyway, after being here for a month, you notice the plethora of variations the country has in comparison to the
However,
So, it really depends on what you plan on doing online. If you just want to check your e-mails and facebook, then you’re not using up your GB rate too fast. But, if you’re like me and watch things on YouTube a lot, then you’ll eat up your GB rate really fast, and you’ll have to keep buying more internet to support your YouTube habits. This can get expensive really fast.
So to avoid that, I said fuck it. And I’ve been only using internet at BUSC (BU Sydney Center) and the various internet cafés that are in the area. The internet cafés are a lifesaver, you can get an hour for like $2 or less. (Remember the Aussie dollar is buying about 79 US cents last time I checked, so 21% discount on everything, woooot!)
Speaking of junk food, one very interesting difference I found were the Doritos here. First of all the logo is different. The flavors are different (like sweet chili and sour cream being one). But also, they have a plain flavor of Doritos. Doritos makes a bag that’s filled with, basically, Tostitos. I bought some once to eat with salsa, and they were pretty bad. You’re better off with the Cole’s brand corn chips (don’t call them tortilla chips or the grocery workers will look at you like you have 7 heads).
Anyway, I don’t eat the Doritos here because there’s no point in spending the money. Also, they have trans fat. I’m pretty sure they don’t freak out over trans fat here like in
Two things I do miss are cheese doodles and string cheese. One time I bought “dairy sticks” at Cole’s and it ended up being sticks of American cheese. At first I couldn’t place what kind of cheese I was tasting because I hadn’t eaten American cheese in the longest time, but once I figured out it wasn’t chedder I almost vommed.
Another big difference with
And if you’re not black, you’re probably me: the only Colombian on the entire continent. Funny thing is that Sydney does have a Spanish Quarter with tappas places to visit, but when it comes to South American cuisine, the closest you can find is Mexican, and if you dig deeper, Brazilian.
All of this talk is making me hungry. The good thing about
Also, I want to mention that in
The British shows Shameless and Balls of Steel are pretty good, they’re pretty raunchy but luckily Aussie TV can show boobs, buts, balls and can say fuck and shit. Aussie shows I like include Aussie Idol, Make Me a Supermodel, The Circuit (which is a really good Aboriginal drama), Thank God You’re Here (Aussie Improv comedy), Packed to the Rafters (Aussie family drama), LifeLine, Newstopia, and Rove, who is my Australian John Stewart. With only 5 channels, Aussie TV kicks American TV’s ass.
UGH. Ok, so in
Also, before I wrap this up, because I’ve written quite a lot so far, I wanted to impart on you some of the interesting slang and differences in English here.
Basic slang:
Arvo = afternoon (We’ll go out this arvo.)
Ta! = Thanks (–Here’s your hat.
–Oh, Ta! I was wondering when I’d get it back.)
Heaps = a lot (That computer looks heaps good!)
Reckon = “I think” (I reckon it’ll rain today)
No Worries = you’re welcome, thanks, no worries (–Thanks for your help. –Oh, no worries,
mate.)
Hotel = Can mean "Hotel" but more frequently used to mean Bar or Pub
Lemonade = Sprite, or several other kinds of lemon sodas. If you want what Americans call lemonade, you should look for “lemon squash.”
Tomato Sauce (pronounced To-MAH-to, not To-MAY-to) = ketchup
Rocket = Lettuce, mixed greens.
Capsicum = Bell peppers, red and green.
Sultanas = Raisins
Skippy = Kangaroo meat, like saying venison for deer or pork for pig.
Australians like to add –ie or –y to the end of words to abbreviate them:
Barbie = BBQ
Wettie = wetsuit
Leggy = leg strap on a surfboard
Blueies = Blue bottles a.k.a. Portuguese Man-of-War jellyfish.
Sunnies = Sunglasses
Brekky = Breakfast
(There are a lot more that I can’t think of right at this moment.)
Also, the letter H is pronounced as “Haitch” and Z is pronounced as “Zed.”
(G-u-t-i-e-r-r-e-zed)
My favorite was when I was watching a news report about A-Dee-Haitch-Dee (ADHD) and how it impacts kids. The reporter was Irish which made it even funnier.
Ok, that’s my update for the time being. I’ll write again later with more wisdom from down under.
One of these days, this blog will be filled with delightful information about my adventures in Australia. But not right now. Right now this is a placeholder for what is to come. I e-mailed the bitches at the BU travel agency, so hopefully they'll be able to give me an overview of the ticket pricing. I needed a different itinerary because I'm going to be an RA and etc. At least that's what I'm assuming. I mean, I never got a letter that said "congrats! You're an RA!" But I was one of the 6 people that applied before the deadline. I did put my name on a list that went around the room that said "RA Contact Info" on it, so I guess that secured my spot?
Either way, I'm planning my trip like I am an RA... so it seems like they're just going to have to accept me as one.
I turned 21 on the 29th, I was able to buy vodka for the first time. I got carded and it felt amazing to buy the bottle of poison legally. The guy at the liquor store slid my license through the machine and it played "Happy Birthday" to me. How cute is that? I'm going to have to get used to the idea of being considered an adult. In Sydney, the drinking age is 18. In their eyes, I have a lot of catching up to do.
I'm feeling pessimistic at the moment, but eventually, things will start to come together. Ok that's enough for tonight, I need sleep.